Minister Says Cheeto Looks Like Jesus

Cheetos are great. The crunchy kind are my favorites. Like a starved pig, I can eat a whole family size bag of Cheetos in no time flat. (Imagine that, I blogger who can eat a lot of food.) In my lifetime, I may have eaten about a ton of Cheetos. Which explains why I haven't made any Olympic track teams. Still, I don't think I've ever seen any religious figures in any of the hundred of bags